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Only a mother Can listen to the same knock know joke
27 times without hollering
"Nobody's Home!"Will be a scrabble partner with a kid
who thinks "cookie" begins with a "k".Will unwind 56 feet of toilet paper so her little
"darling"
can have the empty roll.... to make a Mothers Day present.Knows the exact temperature
a crayon will melt on the dashboard.Will try to hide leafy green vegatable in a cookie.
Will buy an 8 x 10 photo of her little "darling"
with a palm tree growing out of her ear.Knows the secret to happy grocery shopping
with a toddler.... visit the bakery isle first
and plug his lips with a big cream bun.Can cherish the 1,000th bleating of
"Twinkle, Twinkle" from a budding violinist.Will show up at work wearing
Mickey Mouse stickers on her posterior.Sees a Picasso in those scribbles decorating the fridge.
Knows all the verses to "This old man".
Can deal out emergency lunch money from the dryer lint filter.
Can find her last good pair of panty hose hitching a wagon to a tricycle.
Knows the sure-fire way to get three kids to eat carrots....
buy two carrots.Is limber enough to wrestle a fitted sheet onto the top bunk bed.
Invests fifty dollars in stale macaroons to help send
the french club to Disney Land.Will attempt to grow hydorponic tomatoes in one night
for a last-minute science project.Can see across town and locate a missing shoe from her office desk phone.
Can switch from cook to catcher in an instant.
Has a bathtub that's filled with little yellow duckies.
Seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people,
promptly announces she never did care for pie.